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Tag Archives: celeb-parody

Paris Hilton has a secret that Lindsay Lohan finds out about and “uses” to her advantage

Aaron shifted his body as he sat on the big plush chair at his own 17th birthday party. Nick Carter, Aaron’s big brother, had thrown him a big Hollywood bash that December. Aaron didn’t want that. He had wanted a private cozy little party. He hated big crowds and noise. Nick had invited all kinds of people. Mostly pop singers and uptight little sluts. One person he invited was ok …

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Anna Kournikova, Capriati romantic lesbian relationship

Jennifer Capriati walks down the tunnel to the locker room, her head hung dejectedly after yet another loss. She mumbles to herself over and over again, “What’s happened to me?” Jen can’t seem to figure out why she seems to have lost the edge over the other players she had just a year ago. She reaches her locker and dejectedly flops down on the bench in front of the row …

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Singer Taylor Swift seduces super-model Kate Upton

aylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was going to take to go on the open market after tonight and how much it was going to go for? The opening of the garage door shut her day-dreaming down. A seemingly block long …

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The victim of a hit-and-run – Lindsay Lohan

It was a good day for a walk: sun, but not too hot, no wind, just a very pleasant day. With nowhere in particular in mind I roamed the streets, going wherever I pleased. In hindsight, I probably should have looked over my shoulder more carefully before crossing the street – a quick glance proved not to be enough when I was suddenly hit by what felt like a tank. …

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How Jordan Rager Won His Round On The Voice

Welcome back to the final night of battle rounds. Blake’s final two artists are ready to hear their battle song. “Jordan…” Blake Shelton says, looking at Jordan Rager. “Versus Naia. You guys will be performing a Jason Mraz song called “I’m Yours”. Jordan grins and nods his head but in reality he’s scared shitless. Private Interview: “If you asked me to sing it right now it wouldn’t work out very …

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A Night With Courtney Cox

I am an eighteen-year-old college student (i.e. broke) who works at a classy restaurant as a waiter. This restaurant is located in Manhattan and caters to the wealthy citizens of New York. My first night working turned out to be my best night so far. I arrived at work fifteen minutes early, as instructed, for a briefing on what to expect. After the owner met with me, he sent me …

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Celebrity Halloween story about Michelle Trachtenberg

You might say I’m an average fourteen year old boy. Not that I would. I may LOOK average, but I’ve always been very much a loner. I don’t really fit in with any of the crowds. Starting High School at the end of August ago only proved that to a greater degree. Not that I really care much. I like being a loner. But I’m also past that age where …

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Jennifer Aniston on the set of Friends

Jennifer Aniston sat in her dressing room as she removed her make-up thinking of what she had done earlier on in the day. During the shoot, she had to kiss Courtney Cox as part of a storyline involving a lesbian kiss. Though she didn’t say so to Courtney, she’d been totally wet during the filming. Jennifer sat there and thought of Courtney’s soft lips, what she wouldn’t do to just …

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Journal of an Agent – Lisa Kudrow

“RING, RING, RING!” Struggling to reach over and grab the phone, I almost fell out of bed as the phone startled me awake. Glancing at the clock through sleepy eyes, I saw that it was 6 AM. Way too fucking early. “Hh–hello?” I managed to croak into the phone as I tiredly lifted it to my ear. I was greeted by an overwhelmingly enthusiastic voice on the other end. “Dean! …

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Jennifer Garner gets blackmailed into group sex

Elisha Cuthbert and two of her friends entered Club Bishop. They were all dressed in short black dresses with heels, it was suppose to be a girl’s night out but her friends invited their boyfriends and she felt like a fifth wheel. She didn’t even want to come, but they talked her into it and she gave in as she hadn’t hanged out with them for a while. Elisha took …

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Gangbang With Alicia

Alicia awoke with a groan. Her head felt like it was ready to explode. She tried to remember what had happened to her, but couldn’t. She remembered going to a party and meeting some really slimy guys who kept hitting on her. Finally she’s been tired of the hassle and had begun to leave. She had walked out to her car when everything went black. Alicia sat up and noticed …

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Alicia Silverstone is abducted in my mind

Alicia Silverstone walked confidently through the studio parking lot, her long blonde hair bright in the Southern California sun. She was wearing a snug white cotton blouse, a short black skirt, and sneakers with white ankle socks. She had a purse slung over her shoulders, sunglasses over her eyes, and an air of busy distraction. In fact, she was distracted; she’d just come from a meeting with one of the …

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Alexis Bledel, The Celebrity Call Girl

Alexis was excited as she entered the cab, she was going to be broken in by a guy who had a really big cock and she would be able to join the celebrity call girl club that she had heard great stories about. She sat back in the cab and watched as Jeff put his hand on her thigh. She liked that boys had done this too her before she …

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